Tetsubo

Ninja Secret Key to the Art of Lovemaking Tetsubo 6 Stars ☆☆☆☆☆☆

Vanguard

Yamato

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Illustrator	狐塚遁
Release Date	3/28/2025
Availability	Ether Shop Only

Alternate Variants n/a

Characters [template edit]

Character Stats
	Rank	LVL	HP	ATK	DEF	MRES	BLK	REP	COST	ASPD
		1	946	220	142	0	1	30	12	1.2
		50	1214	283	183	0	1	30	12	1.2
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Character Stats
	Rank	LVL	HP	ATK	DEF	MRES	BLK	REP	COST	ASPD
		1	1214	283	183	0	1	30	12	1.2
		80	1619	378	245	0	1	30	12	1.2
ExpandSilver Rank Up Silver Rank Up Bronze Max Level Up 26556 DRACO 24142 EXP Silver Rank Up 30000 10 5 [[File:{{{Mat3}}}.png|80px]]{{{Mat3Amount}}}

TRAIT	COST +1 per enemy defeated. Does not reimburse Deploy COST upon withdrawal.
NATURE	Fleeing is Winning When HP hits 0, it is treated as a normal withdrawal as opposed to a forced withdrawal
DEPLOY	Deploy Tile: Low Ground Damage Type: Single-Target Physical Attack Reach: Ground			Large Unit {{{large}}}

INTIMACY BONUS	❤ 30%	❤ 50%	❤ 100%
	Magic Resist +5	Defense +7	Defense +13

Skills

	Spiritism: Tentacles A-Suckin'	SP Recovery	Activation
		AUTO	AUTO
Level	Effect	Init. SP	SP Cost
Level 1	For 12 seconds after deplaying, ATK +25%, block count +1, & attacks become double attacks. (Activates Automatically)	30	30
Level 2	For 12 seconds after deplaying, ATK +28%, block count +1, & attacks become double attacks. (Activates Automatically)	30	30
Level 3	For 12 seconds after deplaying, ATK +32%, block count +1, & attacks become double attacks. (Activates Automatically)	30	30
Level 4	For 12 seconds after deplaying, ATK +36%, block count +1, & attacks become double attacks. (Activates Automatically)	30	30
Level 5	For 12 seconds after deplaying, ATK +40%, block count +1, & attacks become double attacks. (Activates Automatically)	30	30
Level 6	For 12 seconds after deplaying, ATK +45%, block count +1, & attacks become double attacks. (Activates Automatically)	30	30
Level 7	For 12 seconds after deplaying, ATK +50%, block count +1, & attacks become double attacks. (Activates Automatically)	30	30
Level 8	{{{effect8}}}	Y	X
Level 9	{{{effect9}}}	Y	X
Level 10	{{{effect10}}}	Y	X
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Interactions and Crystalline Good

Volume of Ninja Master of All Trades
[Ninja Secret Key to the Art of Lovemaking] Tetsubo

Crystalline Good [template edit]

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REGULAR

Event	Dialogue
Win	Case closed! Off to punish the rest of the sweatshops in El Dorado!
Lose	This, too, must be due to my lack of training... I shall return to my picture state to then start again......
Rank Up	Sweat flying and flesh groaning! Behold my heroic figure!
Interaction #1	Behold, my muscular beauty is all thanks to the pervesions of my dear Ranmaru!
Interaction #2	My dear Ranmaru, where art thou?! Well, no matter! I shall rest in your absence.
Interaction #3	My mighty sword yearns for love, and its luster shall pierce through the dark of night once more!
Interaction #4	My body is so terribly hot and steamy from all my training! My dear Ranmaru shall surely be pleased!
Interaction #5	Exploiting passion! Exploitative sweatshops! I, Tetsubo, shan't let a single one off the hook! Heehee!
Interaction #6	none
Gift Box #1	Toad oil, huh? Why, thank you! This ought to really make my body stand out!
Gift Box #2	An erotica featuring me... hmm... how embarrassing......
Gift Box #3	Art supplies! These ought to really help out my dear Ranmaru! These will serve to punish every day that has gone by tormenting my dear Ranmaru with deadlines!
Gift Box #4	My lord, this is no loincloth! This is just a G-string! Of course, it's to my liking, so I shall gladly accept this gift!
Gift Box #5	Deodorants and colognes are off limits! They would sadden my dear Ranmaru, as he is an aficionado of manly odors!
Gift Box #6	none
For full crystalline good and interaction lines, refer to [[{{{Original}}}#Interactions_and_Crystalline_Good |]].

In other languages

	Japanese	Traditional Chinese
Tetsubo	テツボウ Tetsubou	鐵棒 Tiěbàng
Fleeing is Winning	逃げるが勝ち Nigerugakachi	走為上策 Zǒuwéishàngcè
Spiritism: Tentacles A-Suckin'	寄せ・吸着触手痴戯 Yose Kyūchakushokushuchīhū	召喚・吸附觸手癡戲 Zhàohuàn Xīfùchùshǒuchīxì
Ninja Secret Key to the Art of Lovemaking	忍者房中術絡繰秘伝 Ninjabōchūjutsukarakurihiden	忍者房中術機關秘傳 Rěnzhěfángzhōngshùjīguānmìchuán
Volume of Ninja Master of All Trades	ドスケベ忍法免許皆伝之巻 Dosukebeninpōmenkyokaidennomaki	好色忍法掌證書皆傳之卷 Hàosèrěnfǎzhǎngzhèngshūjiēchuánzhījuǎn

Trivia

• Tetsubo is a yaoi doujin protagonist brought to life through Eidos magic, originally the creation of Fu writing under the pen name Ranmaru.
• If viewed without his undersuit, it appears that Tetsubo's species is human.

Notes

• As a Vanguard, Tetsubo is not particularly good at generating COST, is on the expensive side to summon among his class, and he does not reimburse COST when withdrawn. However, he has a low REP at 30 seconds and will not incur the usual penalties when being defeated. As he is at his strongest when initially deployed, he can be used like a kamikaze unit, able to engage and block up to two enemies until he's manually withdrawn or defeated. His inability to reimburse COST on withdrawal seems to be at odds with his intended playstyle, making his value somewhat questionable.